Look at this cat. Have you ever seen anything so magnificent? You are lucky this is just a picture, because he’d probably claw your damn face off, just for that bullshit way you just looked at him. Show some damn respect! This is Huey, the absolute most badass freakin’ cat that has ever existed, and he and I will be spending all day tomorrow cuddling and chasing fast moving toys. I am the luckiest man alive.